Lamprophony.


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I'm an elf.
Suck my dick.


Pictures of me, yo.

I have been painting butts all weekend.


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Anonymous:

lmfaoooo ugh can I just inflate you into a big fat balloon girl already?! ;p


Noooooo I am aiming to become the exact opposite of a balloon at this moment.  I do apologize!!

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zugzwang5:

Either there's an inside joke I'm missing or you've gained the attention of a very odd anon.


I have gained the attention of a very odd anon.  I am so confused!

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Anonymous:

lmfaoo ugh can I just inflate you into a big fat balloon girl already?! ;p


Carry me around on a string?

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Anonymous:

Tess, I think I love you. LMAO no offense but I would LOVE to see you swell up into a big fat blueberry or balloon!! ;p


WHAAAAT.

Who are you.  Let me hug you and kiss you and let’s have a dance party.

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Anonymous:

haha well i agree with you! what are your thoughts on the fact that you have to literally inflate into some big fat balloon-girl though?? IN BOTH SCENARIOS!! that whole process seems soooo .___. What if you're in front of a crowd of people? Wouldn't you be so embarrassed??


I would probably laugh my head off and announce “DON’T DO DRUGS, KIDS”

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Anonymous:

I'd imagine if you were blown up into a big fat blueberry it would be a lot like if you were a 600-pound fat woman don't you think? Seriously though not trolling


So the question comes down to… do you want to be a flying fat woman, or a rolling one?

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