"lmfaoooo ugh can I just inflate you into a big fat balloon girl already?! ;p"
Noooooo I am aiming to become the exact opposite of a balloon at this moment. I do apologize!!
A most comfortable death
"Either there's an inside joke I'm missing or you've gained the attention of a very odd anon."
I have gained the attention of a very odd anon. I am so confused!
"lmfaoo ugh can I just inflate you into a big fat balloon girl already?! ;p"
Carry me around on a string?
Meeting up with far away friends is something glorious and magical~
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"Tess, I think I love you. LMAO no offense but I would LOVE to see you swell up into a big fat blueberry or balloon!! ;p"
Who are you. Let me hug you and kiss you and let’s have a dance party.
"haha well i agree with you! what are your thoughts on the fact that you have to literally inflate into some big fat balloon-girl though?? IN BOTH SCENARIOS!! that whole process seems soooo .___. What if you're in front of a crowd of people? Wouldn't you be so embarrassed??"
I would probably laugh my head off and announce “DON’T DO DRUGS, KIDS”
"I'd imagine if you were blown up into a big fat blueberry it would be a lot like if you were a 600-pound fat woman don't you think? Seriously though not trolling"
So the question comes down to… do you want to be a flying fat woman, or a rolling one?
"My girlfriend told me she used to have nightmares about her blowing up into a big fat blueberry like Violet. Lol sorry that's not a question but yeah, anyone else or is that just her lol"
I have never had such a nightmare.
But my nightmares are usually more based on my lack of ability to save others. And then I just wake up crying and feeling worthless. :c
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